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At odds with the popular belief that would claim for the success of a man when cleverly approaching a woman he likes, there is, of course, the possibility of being out of touch with their actual thoughts when responding to a man’s plan. Let’s say that a man sees this amazingly beautiful woman walking a few meters behind him. At the very moment of deciding not to waste the opportunity to approach her, numerous stumbling blocks arise. How is he going to do it? How much time does he have to make a move? In this dire strait in which time stars getting over, the man will have to think fast. He goes for letting his wallet jump accidentally out of his pocket, so she picks it up and reach him to give it back to him. Then, it’s up to his charm. A nerve wrecking situation like this might get him into an inner turmoil, but he is confident enough that his move will do to get her to like him, and of course to be sure that she will never consider that the first encounter with his husband, a few years later, was arranged.  So he decides to do it. He subtly inserts his hand in his side pocket and starts pushing the wallet from below, so it starts coming out of his other pocket. He manages to consider everything, to prevent any other person from seeing it and picking it up, destroying his chance with the woman. He measures the distance between them, he makes sure there is no chance of the woman not eventually watching his wallet on the ground and deducing it belongs to him. The move is over. The wallet is on the ground. He waits for it, for the tender hand in his shoulder, the love of his life looking at him in the eye mumbling that she just found his wallet. Nothing happens. He turns around. He gains insight. Beautiful women are greedy too. 

El horror!

Ke AzEr?

Y zI lOs PeRrOs ZoN mAz InTeLiGeNtEx K nOzOtRoX?

El Sr Rufo manda a su mascota Camilo por unas galletas con sabor a pollo sin embargo al regresar es recriminado pues ha comprado las galletas sabor a pollo pero bajas en grasa!

''Grrrr A gusted quien le dijo ¡GUAU! que yo queria güestar saludable! Animal marica!, maldita sea la hora en que le crei a ese adiestrador cuando dijo que usted pensaba''


''Aish...''

''No me haga güesa cara!, va y me cambia esta güalletas y se queda ahi sentao ¡GUAU! apenas vuelva!''
Camilo va obediente al supermercado pero se detiene en al tienda de mascotas pues debe comprar un cepillo de dientes y shampoo anticaspa para el.
Llega al supermercado y recibe una inesperada sorpresa; las galletas con sabor a pollo estan agotadas, en su angustia solo acierta a quitarle el aviso que dice ''bajo en grasa'' a las galletas previamente compradas
Camilo regresa angustiado a donde el Sr Rufo y a quien ofrece noblemente las galletas.
El Sr Rufo golpea suavemente su cabeza y le da un paquete de Doritos como premio.
Camilo no es capaz de comerlos solo de pensar que el Sr Rufo se de cuenta del engaño.
El Sr Rufo se come las galletas sin darse cuenta y asi Camilo, amarrado a un arbol, puede dormir tranquilo.
Al otro dia, despues del baño del Sr. Rufo, este se acerca con rostro desafiante hacia Camilo.
''Si ve ¡GUAU! animal ediondo, mire como tengo de bonito el pelo! ¡GUAU!, si me hubiera traido esa porqueria de güalletas bajas en grasa me estaria quedando calvo!''
Camilo sonrie y lame la mano de su amo, el Sr. Rufo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRGOC_s-o2c